sadurday:

oh man the best is when a dude is like "you’re not wife material." fucking good. i want to be totalitarian dictator material; blood sucking life ruiner material; fucking bulletproof immortal drug lord material. not your fucking wife you gross asshole. 

relahvant:

so apparently “normal” people sleep in the pm hours and wake up in the am hours???

fvming:

If only I was given a dollar for every time I made myself look stupid in front of a cute person